In today’s post, our amazing blogger of the month Chika Aliogo popularly known as Chykah Bro! shares with us her top fifteen (15) Quotes.

Hello readers, I hope that you feel the humor and you find inspiration between the lines every time you remember these quotes.

  1. When the chips are down, we will have them with chicken and Ketchup.
  2. When shit hits the fan, we will take cover lest we get a new perfume.

3. When push comes to shove, it is the Nigerian police involved.

4. When the chickens come home to roost, we will have a barbecue party.

5. When the dust clears, that will be the end of harmattan.

6. When all is said and done, we will off the mic.

7. When the time is ripe, we would pluck it and put it in our fried rice.

8. When one door closes, it will open again if you turn the knob.

9. When life gives you lemons, it is because you bought them.

10. A bird in hand has little regard for its life.

11. Where there is a will, there will be a Lawyer.

12. When in Rome, take lots of pictures for the gram.

13. What goes around, sounds like breakfast

14. A watched pot has plantain frying in it.

15. When the going gets tough, that’s your cue to turn off your Google map.

Till next time

Scientist, Chykah Darwin Bro Signing out